Could someone please mail
me a hydrocodone,
I have a splitting
headache.
For the past month I’ve
been preoccupied with my friend, SUZY’s break-up. Almost a year, after she
rubbed the gloss off Mr. X, I’m a athlete (as long as it doesn’t cast money), into
Zen (come and let us feel each other), I have a dick that never stops (I take Viagra
because my prostrate is not working), entrepreneur (I’m chronically unemployed),
and feminist (I’m into splitting the check and three-somes). It was a yearlong, and YES SHE TEXTED her
displeasure and need to break-up. They met, and she delivered the final blow.
Cruel? For texting? Considering their relationship
was ½ texts, I think not. At least she had the courage to face him at Panera
(while he ate and never offered her even a cup of coffee).
Speaking about breaking
up via a text . . .
Bethany featured Could someone please mail
me a hydrocodone,
I have a splitting
headache.
For the past month I’ve
been preoccupied with my friend, SUZY’s break-up. Almost a year, after she
rubbed the gloss off Mr. X, I’m a athlete (as long as it doesn’t cast money), into
Zen (come and let us feel each other), I have a dick that never stops (I take Viagra
because my prostrate isn’t working), entrepreneur (I’m chronically unemployed),
and feminist (I’m into splitting the check and three-somes). It was a yearlong, and YES SHE TEXTED her
displeasure and need to break-up. They met, and she delivered the final blow.
Cruel? For texting? Considering their relationship
was ½ texts, I think not. At least she had the courage to face him at Panera
(while he ate and never offered her even a cup of coffee).
Speaking about breaking
up via a text . . .
Bethany featured Quin
Woodward Pu, a 26-year-old writer who kvetched –via her blog- Little Black Blog-about
his break-up via text. Now Ms. Pu, you made a stink on national TV, I am sure
it added revenue to your blog and career as a memoire writer but you certainly
gave me pause (adding to my headache) because you are a self-centered, egoistical,
prima-donna, who could not take a little rejection. Actually, rejection is too big
a word. He was just not that interested in you. Get over it- it was two dates,
and no sex (at least that is what you say).
However, after hearing
you describe yourself as the kind of woman who gets a lot of attention from a
lot of men, I’m sure the word rejection
is not in your vocabulary.
GROW UP Ms. PU!
It was not a break-up!
A break up results after a serious run of dates! My daughter, your age, Emily,
says a break-up occurs after a commitment of monogamy and emotional commitment occurs
between two people.
Are you nuts? “He was friendly enough, but annoyingly and sloppily
drunk, which is why I offered my email address when he asked for my number.”
The day I’d offer my
number to a drunken slob at a bar is the day someone needs to hit me in the
head with a 2 x 4. They had a date, which turned dinner and champagne. “I kinda
have chemistry with pretty much everyone, because I really like talking to
people and winning over complete strangers.”
Are you kidding? Well that’s your problem. Normal people don’t
think they have chemistry with everyone nor do they begin a conversation to win
other people over. They consider sharing, enjoying debate, learning about another
person.
If you take Ms. PU’s
advice you need to have your head examined. Suzy had the same mantra- winning
them over. That game plan bypasses authenticity. Mr. X, a creep, sought out all
the things she needed in a mate; a good substitute father, sex, and
intelligence. He had the smarts to placate her kids, eat her food, and take her
money.
It is hard to be rejected. But two dates? Please send me that hydrocodone.
My head is beating . . . a 26-year-old writer who kvetched –via her blog- Little Black Blog-about
his break-up via text. Now Ms. Pu, you made a stink on national TV, I am sure
it added revenue to your blog and career as a memoir writer but you certainly
gave me pause (adding to my headache) because you are a self-centered, egoistical,
prima-donna, who could not take a little rejection. Actually, rejection is too big
a word. He was just not that interested in you. Get over it- it was two dates,
and no sex (at least that is what you say).
However, after hearing
you describe yourself as the kind of woman who gets a lot of attention from a
lot of men, I’m sure the word rejection
is not in your vocabulary.
GROW UP Ms. PU!
It was not a break-up!
A break up results after a serious run of dates! My daughter, your age, Emily,
says a break-up occurs after a commitment of monogamy and emotional commitment occurs
between two people.
Are you nuts? “He was friendly enough, but annoyingly and sloppily
drunk, which is why I offered my email address when he asked for my number.”
The day I’d offer my
number to a drunken slob at a bar is the day someone needs to hit me in the
head with a 2 x 4. They had a date, which turned dinner and champagne. “I kinda
have chemistry with pretty much everyone, because I really like talking to
people and winning over complete strangers.”
Are you kidding? Well that’s your problem. Normal people don’t
think they have chemistry with everyone nor do they begin a conversation to win
other people over. They consider sharing, enjoying debate, learning about another
person.
If you take Ms. PU’s
advice you need to have your head examined. Suzy had the same mantra- winning
them over. That game plan bypasses authenticity. Mr. X, a creep, sought out all
the things she needed in a mate; a good substitute father, sex, and
intelligence. He had the smarts to placate her kids, eat her food, and take her
money.
It is hard to be rejected. But two dates? Please send me that hydrocodone.
My head is beating . . .
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